The following list is a subset of the criteria that they gave.
She must not be crazy
She cannot be hot!
She cannot be embarrassing
She must be a virgin (Although I think they might be a little flexible on this one...)
I can't spend more time with her than with them when they are here
She must be nice
She must know how to manage money
She cannot be shorter than 4' 10" tall
She cannot be obese
My kids cannot be current friends of her children
She has to be over 25... anything younger and they said I would be a pedophile... (How old do they think I am???)
She can have kids, but they cannot be their age... or attractive
She can't have kids under the age of 8 and if she does have kids, they must be potty trained!!!
Wow... that's a pretty in depth list.
Does anyone know where I can find a 40 year old virgin... with kids?
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