The BIG Cheeseburger

We were at dinner and the boys were talking about pets.

Joshua said he would like to have a pet lion. He said we could tie it up and leave it in our back yard.

I asked Joshua what games he would play with the lion:

• Chase, Chase, Eat, Eat?
• Nibble, Nibble, Chew

Joshua said, "The lion can chase me, for excercise. Then when he gets close, I'll toss him a steak."

Christopher replied, "Joshua, what would you rather have? A small cheeseburger swinging from a string... or a big JUICY cheeseburger swinging a cheeseburger on a string?"

Joshua said - "The big JUICY cheeseburger..."

I guess that means we're not getting a pet lion.